Mark Terry

Friday, June 26, 2009

Name Dick Cheney's Memoir

June 26, 2009
My old best buddy, Spotted Dick Cheney, is getting paid $2 million for an un-named memoir. Here's a quasi-contest to name it here.

If every book on the planet was mysteriously sent into a black hole, I wouldn't buy this book, even remaindered. Anyway, my suggestion is:

Waterboarding For Dummies.



Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Satan's Chronicles.

How I Earned a Seat in Hell.

If There Is Karma, I Am Coming Back as a Cockroach.

Axis of Evil: Me and GWB

3:40 PM  
Blogger Linda Pendleton said...

The Caveman Who Should Go Back to His Cave

A##hole With No Regrets

The Puppet Master

It would be nice if nobody bought the book. :-)

9:36 PM  

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