Mark Terry

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Dear...

November 5, 2008

Dear President-Elect Obama,
Congratulations. Don't waste it. Don't get complacent. Use common sense. Work with the Republicans. In short, don't fuck up.

Dear Vice President-Elect Biden,
Congratulations. Advise well. Try to keep the brakes on your mouth. Stay in the moment and don't spend all your time making plans for 2016. Say hello to your wife for me. She rocks.

Dear Senator McCain,
Sorry, didn't work out. Either go back to being a useful senator, put your money where your mouth is and work with the new president, or retire and enjoy your wife's money. You've served your country well. Now take a vacation. And for God sakes, man, get that left cheek checked out by a doctor. That just doesn't look right.

Dear Governor Palin,
Go back to where you came from and don't come back. Really.

Cheers,
Mark Terry

13 Comments:

Blogger Stephen Parrish said...

Good advice all around. I hope everyone, especially Sarah Palin, takes it.

4:51 AM  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Amen on the Palin advice. Hope that anti-woman shrew goes back to the cold north like the Wicked Witch she is.

5:09 AM  
Blogger Stephen Parrish said...

Erica mixed her metaphors! I'm telling!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Stephen:
I knew I did, but heck, one metaphor isn't enough for that woman. I kept wanting Dorothy's house to fall on her.
E

6:10 AM  
Blogger Mark Terry said...

Not a lot of thought needed to answer the question: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

6:33 AM  
Blogger spyscribbler said...

Definitely on Sarah Palin. The thought of her running in 2012 makes me sic.

6:50 AM  
Blogger Zoe Winters said...

You know, someone said on the radio this morning, "McCain may have lost, but he still wakes up to a hot wife every morning."

haha!

7:28 AM  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

zoe:
If ice princesses are your thing. ;-)
E

8:01 AM  
Blogger Mark Terry said...

I think Cindy McCain is attractive. My wife thinks she's plastic. What I like about Jill Biden besides the obvious good looks is she's a PhD in development education who has continued to teach and seems both smart and rational.

I haven't made a decision about Michelle Obama. The word that comes to mind is "formidable."

10:15 AM  
Blogger Zoe Winters said...

Erica,

Meow! hahahaha

3:18 PM  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Zoe:
I read an in-depth examination of the lives she destroyed as a drug addict. I am the FIRST person to cut addicts some slack. I know and love too many of them not to. But . . . she used her money and power to wreck lives in order to hide her secret, and unlike most 12-step models, NEVER made amends. She is a vicious, cold woman. Meow, indeed. ;-)
E

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